Funny Pet News #1- Feces House, Champion Poodle, Snake Plane

This is Zootoo.com's program dedicated to Pet News. Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. This episode; Family's Goose Basset Hound Found Feces House Champion Poodle Pet Snake Reunited Snakes on Plane Show Transcript; BETH: A feces house, Smash -- the champion poodle, and snakes on a plane. LAURA: All today, on Zootoo News. Real Pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. OPENER ... Beth Hoyt .... Laura Valpey ... Zootoo News .... Laura: Because when we say Pooch, we don't mean your belly. Beth: Here's a true story: Story 1 BETH: A man faces three misdemeanor charges after hunting out of season in Canada, and killing a beloved member of a nearby family: A friendly pet goose, named Wee Wee. Sad story. Just a few suggestions for future pet goose names— LAURA: Beth! BETH: Gloria. Rocky. Zeus. Things you name Wee Wee are -- LAURA: BETh!! BETH: Nevermind. Story 2 BETH: A basset hound that disappeared from its California home in December was found 430 miles away in Arizona. 6 Months, 430 miles for this pooch, named Fred. When contacted with Fred's whereabouts, Fred's speechless owners are quoted as saying: Speechless. BETH: (to Laura)- - Would he have made it that far if he was named Wee Wee?? LAURA: You do have a point there, Beth. Story 3 LAURA: 47 cats were rescued from a house filled with feces, which was, in some areas, up to a half a foot deep. They are now getting medical assistance. As one of the ...

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