Festive Pets

Find out what these cute and cuddly animals get up to over the Christmas season.

Funny Pet News #12 - Beaver Lover, Drug Sniffer

We know what you're thinking, "wow, those hosts, Beth Hoyt and Laura Valpey are SO hilarious and witty." Well, yes, that's true, but the trick is, these stories are REAL pet news stories. Gosh, it practically writes itself. In this episode: •Eager Beaver Lover •Barking Parrot Stolen •National Iguana Awareness Day •No Bark, No Bite, No Job •Pretty Ballsy

Funny Pet News #11 - Paris Hilton Pregnant?, A Burping Moose

We know what you're thinking, "wow, those hosts, Beth Hoyt and Laura Valpey are SO hilarious and witty." Well, yes, that's true, but the trick is, these stories are REAL pet news stories. Gosh, it practically writes itself. In this episode: •Monkey MacGyver •You Could Be The Daddy! •So Long Lassie •Rocky & Burp-winkle •Who's The Bitch •Cat Got Your Funds? •From Anotha Motha •NEXT WEEK?

Funny Pet News #9 - Camel Wants a Hump, Pussycat Mauls

Watch as Laura Valpey and Beth Hoyt bring you REAL pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. This episode: Pennsylvania Gator Wrestling A Sloth on the Loose A Camel Wants a Hump Virtual Pet Love One Terrifying Tarantula A Klepto Primate Pussycat Mauls And, introducing Alex Decaneas as Dash Douglas!

Funny Pet News #8 - Dog with a Heart On, Double Nose Dog

This is Zootoo's program dedicated to Funny Pet News. Watch as Laura Valpey and Beth Hoyt bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. This episode; To Steal a Mockingbird Hello (Hermaphrodite-ish) Kitty Dog With a Heart On Insensitivity Training Cute Moment! Twice As Nice Gender Bend It Like Beckham Kitten Car-Boodle

Funny Pet News #5- Lizard Sex, Dog Hulk, Pig Art

This is Zootoo.com's program dedicated to Funny Pet News. Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. This episode; Diet Pill for Dogs Human Chimpanzee California Spay/Neuter Bill Undercover Robotic Lizard Whippet Hulk Cat Survives 3-Week Pacific Ocean Crossing Pig-Casso Show transcript; LAURA: The most muscular dog you've ever seen, a Painting Pig-Casso, and a solution for chunky dogs. All true today on Zootoo News. BETH: Because we can reference Doggy Style, and still stay rated G. STORY 1: BETH: The FDA has approved a prescription diet pill for dogs called Slentrol that helps suppress a dog's appetite and block the absorption of fatty foods. The drug is highly recommended for any dog that's ever complained about having a huge ass. STORY 2: BETH: Campaigners in Austria are fighting to give human status to Hiasl, a 26 year old chimpanzee. The activists say they have a solid case because the chimp can recognize himself in the mirror, play hide and seek, and he breaks into fits of giggles when tickled. Unfortunately, so does Elmo. STORY 3: LAURA: In California, a bill that would require most dogs and cats to be spayed or neutered has been postponed, despite the lobbying efforts of Bob Barker. When asked for comment, Bob says if he has to he will take the spay and neuter matter into his own hands with the new MiracleBlade knife set [for a retail price of $39.95]! STORY 4: LAURA: Scientists in New Zealand have created an ...

Funny Pet News #3- A Voting Dog, Horse Sushi, Canine Drives

This is Zootoo.com's program dedicated to Pet News. Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. This episode; Voting Dog Horse Sushi Kept Alive by Rabbit and Horse Blood Ace Sniffer Dogs Fired Kitten Rescued from Sewer Drain ...

Funny Pet News #1- Feces House, Champion Poodle, Snake Plane

This is Zootoo.com's program dedicated to Pet News. Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. This episode; Family's Goose Basset Hound Found Feces House Champion Poodle Pet Snake Reunited Snakes on Plane Show Transcript; BETH: A feces house, Smash -- the champion poodle, and snakes on a plane. LAURA: All today, on Zootoo News. Real Pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. OPENER ... Beth Hoyt .... Laura Valpey ... Zootoo News .... Laura: Because when we say Pooch, we don't mean your belly. Beth: Here's a true story: Story 1 BETH: A man faces three misdemeanor charges after hunting out of season in Canada, and killing a beloved member of a nearby family: A friendly pet goose, named Wee Wee. Sad story. Just a few suggestions for future pet goose names— LAURA: Beth! BETH: Gloria. Rocky. Zeus. Things you name Wee Wee are -- LAURA: BETh!! BETH: Nevermind. Story 2 BETH: A basset hound that disappeared from its California home in December was found 430 miles away in Arizona. 6 Months, 430 miles for this pooch, named Fred. When contacted with Fred's whereabouts, Fred's speechless owners are quoted as saying: Speechless. BETH: (to Laura)- - Would he have made it that far if he was named Wee Wee?? LAURA: You do have a point there, Beth. Story 3 LAURA: 47 cats were rescued from a house filled with feces, which was, in some areas, up to a half a foot deep. They are now getting medical assistance. As one of the ...

Dogs Love Water - Funny Pet Tricks

Stupid animal tricks: 3 dogs swimming and performing funny stunts in a pool. Ringling Bros, here we come!